June 6, 2016
Feast of Claude the Thaumaturge

BIRTHDAYS
Aram Khatchaturian 1903
Tony Levin 1946
Sandra Bernhard 1955

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/24/16 Sharks: The ultimate handbook.
05/24/16 MOG: For the Morgan enthusiast. UK.
*05/19/16 Ambrosia: Food.
*05/19/16 Collectible Dry: Goes to the pure.
*05/19/16 Walter: We all live to enhance reality.
05/19/16 Pylot: Photography. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Each human hand contains 27 bones.
2018 Time For Kids Almanac

The reason our noses sometimes run when we cry is that tears can back up into the nasal passages.
— Popular Science Fact Or Fiction

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

YELLOW CANARY AFRAID TO SING IN PUBLIC

HAUNTED FRIDGE NEVER RESTOCKED WITH, YET ALWAYS FULL OF, GREEK YOGURT
– NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU EAT!!!

RESEARCH ASSISTANT BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE MOUSE BECOMES THE MAZERUNNER!

MAN ATTACKED WITH A BREADSTICK DIES

SC MAN DROWNED IN MUSTARD-BASED BBQ SAUCE BY NC VINEGAR-BASED PURIST

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

A watched pot never watches back.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Eli Z. Duz