May 2, 2016
Feast of Waldebart

BIRTHDAYS
Manfred Von Richtofen 1892
Lorenzo Hart 1895
Dwayne Johnson 1972

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/20/16 Bone Stock: For classic auto and muscle car enthusiasts.
04/20/16 Baroque Horse International Magazine: For baroque people, by baroque people.
*04/21/16 Quiet Lunch: Your table’s ready.
04/22/16 Birmingham: From Alabama.
04/23/16 Anglers Journal: A fishing life.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

300 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute of the day.
— April BBC Focus

When you swallow chewing gum it doesn’t really stay in your system for 7 years.
— How It Works 101 Amazing Facts You Need To Know

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

T-STORM FAN: “THEY’RE SO PRETTY AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AGAIN!”

MRS. MUIR’S GHOST DIES

INSPIRED BY BAGEL FAD, GODZILLA WORKING ON BREATHING RAINBOW FIRE

BREEDER CROSSES GREAT DANE WITH AN ALLIGATOR TO MAKE WORLD’S LONGEST WEINER DOG!

ORANGE JULIUS ADDICT MISTAKEN FOR TANNING BED ENTHUSIAST

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Travel broadens one, especially when one eats the food in Paris.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Roman Paris