February 29, 2016
Leap Day

BIRTHDAYS
Jimmy Dorsey 1904
Dinah Shore 1916
Dennis Farina 1944

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*02/18/16 Enchanted Woodland: A meditative art therapy book.
02/18/16 Passenger Train Journal: Quarterly.
*02/15/16 Platform Platvorm Magazine: Spread your work.
*02/11/16 All About History – Events That Changed The World: UK.
*02/09/16 Untame: Worldwide.
 

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The Alpine Swift can fly for 200 days without alighting.
— March Ranger Rick

Baby porcupines are called Porcupettes.
— March/April Mental Floss

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

MEN’S INTEREST IN WOMEN’S SWIMWEAR UP 400% OVER LAST MONTH

KANGAROO FROM A HERD THAT ATE NOTHING BUT RUBBER TREES CAN JUMP OVER 30 FEET HIGH!

GRASSHOPPER PANCAKES!!!

2 OF THE 5 MAYFAIR TOWN COUNCILMEN ARE SANDY & BETSY, MAYOR ALBRIGHT’S COCKER SPANIELS!

OHIO MAN WAKES UP IN FRANCE, ROLLS OVER, GOES BACK TO OHIO

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Tomorrow is another day.  For most of us.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Alfred D. Butler