January 11, 2016
Kagami Biraki

BIRTHDAYS
Clarence Clemons 1942
Tony Kaye 1946
Lee Ritenour 1952

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*01/06/16 Lewis Hamilton: A celebration of a triple world champion.
*01/06/16 Sewing for Beginners: 40 vital skills inside. UK.
*01/06/16 The 50 Greatest Sci-Fi Icons: Over 200 pages of sci-fi legends.UK.
*01/06/16 Chicago Surface Lines: The big 5 routes and 5 others.
*12/31/15 Outpost Travel Guide: Tan your mind, Travel for Real.
12/30/15 Old School Biker: Bikes, babes and events.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.
— National Geographic Kids

The earth is more than 83 times more massive than the moon.
— Discover Ultimate Book of Space

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

HEAVEN NOW HAS MORE DOGS THAN PEOPLE!

THE DARK SIDE, THE JEDI, IT’S TRUE – ALL OF IT! 

BIG LOTTERY WINNER BUYS PLUTO!

SUPER BOWL FIXED! No one sure how it had gotten broken…

TITANIC SURVIVOR FOUND! Made it all the way through 3 ½ hour shipwreck movie…

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

When in doubt, don’t. When in debt – eh, go for it.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Sal Ubrious