November 16, 2015
International Day For Tolerance

BIRTHDAYS
Burgess Meredith 1907
George O. Petrie 1912
Daws Butler 1916

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

11/12/15 The Greatest: Biannual magazine for men.
11/12/15 Oddity: UK.
11/10/15 Vacations & Travel: Australia.
*11/06/15 Zen Colouring: Advanced art therapy. UK.
*11/04/15 Arcadia: Culture  Food  Style  Adventure.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Harper, a terrier who lives in Dobbs Ferry, NY, fetches tissues when his owner sneezes.
— Winter National Geographic Best of Amazing Animals

Vladimir Nabokov once tried to burn his manuscript of ‘Lolita’ but his wife stopped him, thus saving a literary classic.
— December Mental Floss

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

200 LB. TURKEY TERRORIZING TRENTON!

PRESIDENT PARDONS TURKEY, CONGRESS STARTS IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS

MURDER WEAPON WAS GIANT SMOKED TURKEY LEG!

DEEP-FRYING TURKEY INCIDENT LEAVES 1000s HOMELESS!

87% OF TAXIDERMISTS PREFER THEIR TURKEYS STUFFED

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Most of us have so much to be grateful for that it seems like ingratitude to give thanks just once a year but hey, pumpkin pie.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

B. Scottie Dunkher