September 21, 2015
International Day of Peace

BIRTHDAYS
Bill Kurtis 1940
Don Felder 1947
Bill Murray 1950

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/18/15 US Navy & Marine Corps Airpower Yearbook: Aircraft · personnel · squadrons · missions · programs.
*09/17/15 Coloring Meditation: Be creative! Relax!
09/15/15 Patagon Journal: Nature · culture · travel · outdoors. Chile.
*09/09/15 Baseball History & Art: The magazine of baseball history, art & modern vintage design.
*09/03/15 Happy·Colors: Coloring book by Happinez. The Netherlands.
09/03/15 Marijuana Venture: The journal of professional cannabis growers and retailers.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Giraffes sleep only about 30 minutes a day total, 5 minutes at a time.
— The Old Farmer’s Almanac for Kids Volume 5

Avocados only ripen after picking.
— 2016 Farmers’ Almanac

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

MORE AND MORE BILLIONAIRES NOW PROTECTING THEIR MANSIONS WITH GUARD GIRAFFES

MAN VISITED IN HOSPITAL ALL NIGHT LONG BY VAMPIRES!

CAMERA-SWALLOWER NOT BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE, EITHER

LEPRECHAUN FRANCHISE TO BE REBOOTED AS CRUISE VEHICLE

NEWLY DISCOVERED DINOSAUR: TYRANNOSAURUS RUMP

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

The Pen is mightier than the county lockup.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Annie McMichael