March 30, 2015
National Doctors’ Day

BIRTHDAYS
John Astin 1930
Eric Clapton 1945
Chris Sale 1989

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*03/26/15 IP Fantasy Art Genius Guide: The essential guide to designing & creating stunning fantasy art.
*03/25/15 National Geographic History: Your personal time machine.
*03/25/15 At Large: “Drive it like you stole it.”
*03/25/15 Re-Edition: Art. Philosophy. Fashion.
*03/24/15 The One: Yacht & design. Italy.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc met Walt Disney when they were both ambulance drivers in WWI.
— May Mental Floss

The first actor to play Tarzan in a movie was Elmo Lincoln in 1918.
— April 6 Closer

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

TRUMP REJECTS PLANS FOR 200-FT STATUE OF HIM – “NOT BIG ENOUGH”

HOT NEW SINGER-SONGWRITER ONLY DOES SONGS ABOUT GIRAFFES

THEATER SHOWS ONLY MOVIES THAT HAVE WILLIAM DEMAREST IN THEM

NEW HIT CD: MARILYN MANSON SINGS THE MUSIC OF THE ARCHIES

CANINE EXTORTIONIST THREATENS TO POOP IN THE HOUSE IF YOU DON’T LET HIM OUT RIGHT NOW!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

The early bird catches the worm, so stay in bed unless you like worms.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

André Attatime