February 9, 2015
Feast of Appolonia

BIRTHDAYS
Alberto Vargas 1896
Bill Veeck 1914
Frank Frazetta 1928

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*01/27/15 GFF Magazine: Gluten-Free Forever.
*01/27/15 Well Fed Paleo Recipes: Primal-inspired food for people who like to eat.
01/22/15 (585) Magazine: Covering arts & entertainment in the Rochester area.
01/21/15 Faint: UK.
*01/20/15 The Kite Mag: UK.
01/19/15 Belgian Beer & Food: Quarterly.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

All clownfish are born male.
— March National Geographic KiDS

Sci-Fi great Robert Heinlein invented the waterbed.
— March/April Mental Floss

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

MRS. GODZILLA SICK OF GETTING VALENTINE ASSORTMENT WITH ALL THE LIME CREAMS GONE

PHIL, THE GEICO CAMEL, INKS 3-PICTURE DEAL

GEN X FRANKENSTEIN HELD TOGETHER WITH DUCT TAPE

LINCOLN KENNEDY, PRESIDENT OF SECRETARIES’ GUILD, SHOOTS HIMSELF & ESCAPES

FOOD TRUCK CAUGHT USING REAL BURRO IN THEIR BURRITOS

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

It’s important to stand on your own two feet because it’s rude to stand on someone else’s.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Roger Sink