Feast of Saint Elmo
June 2, 2014
Feast of Saint Elmo
BIRTHDAYS
Marvin Hamlisch 1944
Jerry Mathers 1948
Lex Luger 1958
NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
*05/28/14 Damn Girl: Women that will make you say, “Damn, girl!”
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
Bullfrogs eat more than just insects, they also eat fish, mice and even small birds.
— June/July Ranger Rick
In Oregon it’s legal to turn left on red as longs as you’re turning onto a one-way street.
— July Mental Floss
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!
STATE TOURISM BOARD OFFERED ED McMAHON A MILLION DOLLARS TO MOVE TO OHIO
WAITING IN LINE AT HOT DOUG’S, GODZILLA IS STARTING TO GET IMPATIENT
ARMY STARTING NEW INFANTRY – USING REAL INFANTS!
CAPUCCINO MAKER IN BREAKROOM AT NEW JOB DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ALMOND MILK!
JUSTIN BEIBER TO PLAY FATHER DAMIEN IN BAZ LUHRMANN’S “HAWAI’I”
Weekly Words of Wisdom
Each day is a new day so you’ve got to break it in, like with shoes.
Fictitious Customer of the Week
Manny Yirzagoe