Regifugium
February 24, 2014
REGIFUGIUM
BIRTHDAYS
Kent Haruf 1943
Rupert Holmes 1947
Mitch Hedberg 1963
NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
*02/12/14 Bride & Groom: National edition.
02/12/14 Ojai Quarterly: Living the Ojai life..
*02/07/14 Porter: Fashion to make you feel phenomenal.
*02/07/14 Rescue Me: World of animal adoption.
*02/07/14 Newsweek special JESUS: Uncovering the greatest story ever told.
02/07/14 500 Calorie Diet: Complete meal planner. UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
An elephant’s heart weighs as much as a basset hound.
– February National Geographic Kids
During the 2008 Beijing Olympics, sprinter Usain Bolt ate 1,000 McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets.
– February Harper’s
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!
WILL GODZILLA INVITE YOUR DOLL TO HIS TEA PARTY?
BIGFOOT PHOTOBOMBS JOE NAMATH AT SUPER BOWL!
THE FUNNIEST CLOWN IN THIS CIRCUS IS A GHOST!
BATMAN’S NEW SIDEKICK IS AN ADORABLE COCKER SPANIEL NAMED ‘NIGHTBITE’
HAS THE CIA GIVEN DENNIS RODMAN ‘LICENSE TO KILL’?
Weekly Words of Wisdom
If you’re ever attacked by pirates, give them all a big hug, because pirates need love, too.
Fictitious Customer of the Week
Mary Lee Wirola-Long