January 8, 2018
Dennis Wheatley 1897
Bill Graham 1931
Shirley Bassey 1937
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
12/15/17 Scream Magazine: The world’s no. 1 horror magazine. UK.
12/12/17 Airgun Shooter: UK.
*12/11/17 Cowgirls In Style Magazine NFR Issue: Fashion · Rodeo · Beauty · Horses · Fitness.
*12/11/17 History Of War Book Of The Cold War: Stalin-Vietnam War-Space Race-JFK-Berlin Wall- & more. UK.
12/11/17 Shipping Today and Yesterday: 68 pages of maritime news and features. UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
Bulls are color blind so red doesn’t make them angry.
— February National Geographic KiDS
Guests of the Maui Ocean Center are allowed to swim with sharks in their enormous 750,000 gallon shark tank.
— February Hawai’i
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
GIANT CYLINDRICAL ‘OBJECT’ FROM DEEP SPACE TO ENTER SOLAR SYSTEM,
LEAVE SOLAR SYSTEM!
IN 2018, SCIENTISTS PREDICT THAT OCTOBER WILL LAST FOR 31 DAYS!
NEW DIET INVOLVING PORTION CONTROL MAKES WEIGHT LOSS POSSIBLE!
THE PINEAPPLE IS THE NEW SYMBOL OF THE ILLUMINATI
GEORGE CLOONEY TO PLAY MR. LUCKY ON NEW NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Weekly Words of Wisdom
The new year presents us with a fresh chance to fail miserably.
Fictitious Customer of the Week