January 1, 2018
National Bloody Mary Day

BIRTHDAYS

Raymond Chow 1929
LaMarr Hoyt 1955
Morris Chestnut 1969

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*12/07/17 Ultimate Super Car: UK.
12/07/17 Lots of Easy Crosswords: Everyone can solve!
12/07/17 Long Live Vinyl: UK.
12/07/17 Flamingo: For Floridians, by Floridians.
11/29/17 South As A State Of Mind: UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A polar bear’s paw is as big as a dinner plate.
— January/February National Geographic Little KiDS

Horses use 17 different facial expressions to communicate.
— December BBC Science Focus

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

NU YR – NU U!  Starting today the letter ‘U’ will look like this: Ʊ

END OF THE WORLD? 2018 IS THE LAST YEAR ON THE PUPPIES & KITTENS CALENDAR!

Scientists Predict: THIS JANUARY WILL BE THE COLDEST MONTH IN THE HISTORY OF 2018!

WORLD’S SMARTEST GUINEA PIG CAN’T EVEN DO LONG DIVISION!

MAN’S DNA REPORT COMES BACK 46% KANGAROO!!!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

This time of year I always try to lose weight but I only succeed at losing my waist.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Ben D. Straw