September 4, 2017
National Macadamia Nut Day

BIRTHDAYS

Daniel Burnham 1846
Dick York 1928
Ken Harrelson 1941

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/16/17 Sports Illustrated presents Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Special retirement issue.
*08/15/17 Luna Lookbook: The international children’s fashion brand guide.
*08/08/17 Nobra: A brutal yet poetic experience. UK.
08/08/17 Herdes: The travel & style magazine. UK.
08/08/17 TOC TOC TOC: Creative people · Travel · Inspiration. UK
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Vintage airsickness bags are collectible and can fetch hundreds of dollars at auction.
— 2018 The Old Farmer’s Almanac

After Arthur Conan Doyle ‘killed’ Sherlock Holmes, The Strand magazine received 20,000 subscription cancellations.
— 2018 The Almanac for Farmers & City Folk

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

TORNADO TEARS THROUGH NATIONAL MALL!

PROFESSIONAL CLOWNS NO LONGER GIVE OUT RED BALLOONS

STYLISH DRIVERS NO MAKING “G” TURNS

WILL YOU FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE HAUNTED CORN MAZE?

OCTOBER CAMPING PERMITS GOING FAST FOR SCARY CLOWN NATIONAL FOREST

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Life lessens.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Simon Stranger