August 14, 2017
Feast of Martyrs of Otranto

BIRTHDAYS

Buddy Greco 1926
Steve Martin and Wim Wenders 1945
Gary Larson 1950

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/01/17 Behind The Blinds: Biannual.
*08/01/17 Diana The People’s Princess: Reflecting on her life and legacy: 20 years on.
08/01/17 Vogue Paris à Colorier: France.
08/01/17 LOVE Magazine: UK.
*07/25/17 Spinner Power: The world’s best spinner tricks.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The brain is the most complicated object in the universe.
— How It Works Book of the Human Body

6,000 is the approximate number of spines on the back of a hedgehog.
— August Ranger Rick

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

FAMED PSYCHIC ON FUTURE: UNCLEAR or something like that…

NEW DANCE CRAZE INVENTED BY MAN WITH HEAD STUCK IN PUMPKIN

WORLD’S LARGEST MINIATURE POODLE IS SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN WORLD’S SMALLEST STANDARD POODLE!

MAN FISHING FOR CATFISH HOOKS A BULL SHARK – SERVICES ON WEDNESDAY

OHIO MAN HAS LIVED ON NOTHING BUT CIGARETTES AND GATORADE FOR 19 YEARS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

On Halloween, if you dress up as person passing out candy, you’ll fool all of the trick or treaters.

Fictitious Customer of the Week
Kinga DeWűrld