August 7, 2017
Feast of Carpophorus

BIRTHDAYS

Billie Burke 1884
Stan Freberg 1926
Garrison Keillor 1942

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*07/25/17 Prevention Sugar Detox Made Easy: Bye-bye sugar belly.
*07/25/17 Diana: Intimate Portrait 20 Years On: How she changed Britain forever. UK.
*07/25/17 All About History The Collection: The event, people, and movements that changed the world. UK.
07/25/17 DOC Photo Magazine: Poland.
07/20/17 New England Runner: Grab your running shoes!

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The airport in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, has twice the land area of Washington, D.C.
— September National Geographic KiDS

According to the readers of the British film magazine, Empire, the best film ever is The Godfather.
— July Empire

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

HIGHEST PAID ORTHODONTIST IN THE WORLD HAS ONLY ONE PATIENT – DRACULA!

FARMER BOASTS HE’S GOING TO GROW THE WORLD’S LARGEST PUMPKIN – AND THEN MARRY IT!

WORLD CHANGES, MAN DOESN’T – HILARITY ENSUES

STRANGE MAN SEEN WALKING A DIFFERENT DOG EVERY WEEK…

THERE’S A NEW ICBM-SHAPED PASTA CALLED KIMJONGUNE

Weekly Words of Wisdom

When it’s cloudy and gray outside, that’s the time to be thankful that you’re inside.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Ray Zerboy