June 26, 2017
Feast of Hermogius

BIRTHDAYS

Peter Lorre 1904
Chris Isaak 1956
Paul Thomas Anderson 1970

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*06/20/17 Pleasure Garden: UK.
*06/20/17 The Essential Guide to Vegetarian Cooking: UK.
06/20/17 Macguffin: UK.
06/20/17 Supplement: Curating contemporary culture. UK.
06/20/17 WOTH Wonderful Things: By, for and about design lovers! UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The average human head has 100,000 hair follicles.
— TIME for KiDS Big Book of Why Activity Book

The explosives in all the fireworks purchased annually in the U.S. are greater than the explosives in 300 MOABs, our military’s most powerful non-nuclear bomb.
— July Harper’s

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

FOSTER FIDO TURNS OUT TO BE A CANNIBAL CANINE!

GODZILLA PETTY AF

CLOWNSTER ENERGY DRINK ALSO MAKES THINGS SEEM FUNNIER

OHIO SENIOR HAS UNCANNY ABILITY TO SHAKE EXACTLY 7 PILLS OUT OF BOTTLE

MAN WITH X-RAY EYES DISGUSTED WITH HUMANITY

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Will all of Beethoven’s symphonies just cease to exist after he finishes decomposing?

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Rosetta Hamburger