May 15, 2017
International Day of Families

BIRTHDAYS
Richard J. Daley 1902
James Mason 1909
Madeleine Albright 1937

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/10/17 Ultimate Porsche: 100% classic Porsches. UK.
*05/10/17 Social Media Made Simple: Connect and share with your friends! UK.
*05/10/17 Happi·Body: Love your body, mind & soul. A Happinez special.
05/05/17 Crepe City: Sneakers · collecting · culture. UK.
*05/02/17 Oakland Athletics Official Yearbook: The A’s honor Rickey Henderson with the dedication of Rickey Henderson Field.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

African elephants sleep and average of 2 hours a day.
— April BBC Science Focus

Koalas are bisexual.
— Scientific American Secret Lives of Animals

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

GLOBAL WARMING TRANSFORMS CHICAGO INTO A RESORT TOWN!

WHERE DID ALL THESE FROGS COME FROM!!!

I STARTED TAKING PILLS AND NOW MY DOG WON’T TALK TO ME ANYMORE

DRIVER WHO IS SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE KEEPS GETTING TICKETS FOR NOTHING!

IS THIS A GHOST OR SOMETHING SCARIER?!?!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

To get ahead, plan ahead.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Prescott Enshirtz