March 13, 2017
National Elephant Day
William H. Macy 1950
Robin Duke 1954
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
01/27/17 Professional Photography: Interviews / portfolios / insight. UK.
*01/23/17 Replica Man: From Re-Edition Magazine. UK.
*01/23/17 iPhone 7: Tips, tricks & apps.
*01/23/17 Sew Style: Simple clothes and accessories hand stitched by you. UK.
*01/23/17 Golden Girls: Collector’s edition.
01/23/17 Whistler Traveller: The life & style magazine of Whistler. Canada.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
If left alone for 20 years, the Panama Canal would close like an unused ear piercing.
— February BBC Science Focus
Twenty times more deaths are caused by cold weather than by hot weather.
— March Harper’s
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
WEREWOLF TOUCHY ABOUT BEING MISTAKEN FOR A BIGFOOT
PRIMARY COLOR BLUE HAS A ‘COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP’ WITH ‘MONGREL COLOR’ GREEN
ROOMMATE’S LEFTOVER BRUSSELS SPROUTS STILL STINKING UP REFRIGERATOR
GIGANTIC COCKER SPANIEL ACTUALLY JUST A SLIGHTLY OVERSIZED SPRINGER SPANIEL
CARROTS: ORANGE DELIGHT OR CRUNCHY MENACE?
Weekly Words of Wisdom
If you’re a square peg, find a square hole; don’t try to force yourself into a round one.
Fictitious Customer of the Week