March 6, 2017
Feast of Fridolin
Georg Luger 1849
Lou Costello 1906
Ed McMahon 1923
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
*01/20/17 Golf Digest presents Trump Golfer-In-Chief: Making golf great again.
*01/19/17 Aesthetic Theories: A cerebral lifestyle.
01/18/17 Assistant: UK.
01/18/17 Soffa: Design | Food | People | Travel | Life. UK.
01/18/17 Foret Vierge: France.
*01/13/17 Cuisine Noir: Food, wine, and travel.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
Koalas have fingerprints.
— March Ranger Rick Jr.
A newborn rhinoceros weighs more than 3 five-year-old humans.
— March/April National Geographic Little Kids
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
NEW LAW MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO COOK, SERVE, OR EVEN MENTION PUMPKINS BETWEEN JANUARY & JULY
BRUSSELS SPROUTS LOBBY SO WELL FUNDED THAT THEY’RE STILL LEGAL IN MOST STATES
THE BIGFOOT GAMES IN TALKS WITH ESPN2
NEW CAR CAN’T FLY BUT IT CAN LEAPFROG OVER THE CAR AHEAD OF IT
ELM TREE SO OLD IT CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE IT WAS BEFORE THIS
Weekly Words of Wisdom
Get a dog. Watch what it does. That’s probably what you should be doing.
Fictitious Customer of the Week