January 23, 2017
Feast of Ildefonsus of Toledo

BIRTHDAYS
Django Reinhardt 1910
Ernie Kovacs 1919
Marty Paich 1925

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*12/17/16 The Ultimate Playstation VR Special: Are you ready for virtual reality on PS4? UK.
*12/16/16 B-17G Flying Fortress: UK
12/16/16 Harpers Bazaar España: En Español.
*12/14/16 SciFi Icons: 100% unofficial. UK.
12/14/16 Classic Patchwork: Inspiration you’ll love to stitch at home. UK.
12/12/16 Contemporary Lynx: The art magazine.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The best weather to make a snowman in is just below freezing when the snow is at its stickiest.
— XMAS 2016 BBC Science Focus

75% of the Canadian military is either overweight or obese.
— February Harper’s

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

‘BLIZZARD BEAST’ TERRORIZES DAKOTAS!

ASTRONOMERS CONFIRM: SUNSET NOT GETTING LATER!

1000s OF POLAR BEARS ARE IN SECRET BASES MAKING BATTLE PLANS!

NEIGHBOR KEEPS XMAS LIGHTS ON UNTIL GROUNDHOG DAY!

ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN NOT ALL THAT BAD

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Werewolves wearing wedding wear were walking where we were.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Mary Munny