January 9, 2017
Martyrs’ Day

BIRTHDAYS
Vic Mizzy 1916
Dick Enberg 1935
Joan Baez 1941

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

12/12/16 Landlust: Spirit of the countryside. UK.
*12/10/16 Dr. Weil’s Self-Healing: Creating natural health for your body and mind.
12/10/16 Anime USA: From Otaku USA.
*12/9/16 Make It! Patchwork: 22 colorful designs for you & your home.
*12/9/16 Pearl Harbor Remembered: Special issue from the publishers of America In WWII Magazine.
*12/5/16 My Wedding Midwest: 150 colorful ideas for your big day!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The bison is the heaviest land animal in the United States.
— January/February National Geographic Little Kids

The road to Hana on Maui has 620 turns.
— February Hawai’i

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

SNOWNADO TERRORIZES ALABAMA!

BIGFOOT’S FUR – WHY DOESN’T IT TURN WHITE IN WINTER?

STARTING IN 2017 ALL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS WILL BE REGISTERED AND TAXED

VALENTINE’S DAY CANCELLED

BE-‘WERE’ THE MEN WHO TURN INTO POLAR BEARS!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

It’s January — time for a new year, new you – just like last year.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Sam Busa