September 19, 2016
International Talk Like A Pirate Day

BIRTHDAYS
Adam West 1928
Mike Royko 1932
Lol Creme 1947

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

09/07/16 Pompom Quarterly: Knitting | Crochet | Crafts | Fashion | Art | Food. UK
09/07/16 Business First: For business leaders. Australia.
*09/01/16 All About History Book of The Tudors: Inside Britain’s greatest dynasty.
*08/31/16 Luxure Red Carpet: UK.
*08/31/16 Grit Guide to Chickens: 111+ tips for raising the best poultry.
08/31/16 Cometbus: Probably costs, like, five bucks.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Redheads require 20% more anesthesia than other people.
— September/October Mental Floss

A church in the Czech Republic has a chandelier made of human bones.
— October National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

SLENDER MAN DOESN’T NEED A BACKSCRATCHER

THE OTHER SEA MONSTERS DESPISE GODZILLA SINCE HE WENT HOLLYWOOD

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN: PIŇATA FULL OF SPIDERS!

DEVIOUS DOG THINKS IT’S BLACKMAILING ITS OWNERS FOR TREATS

HAUNTED SCHOOLBUS NEVER HAS ANY COMPLETELY EMPTY SEATS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Flowers remind us that life is more than just numbers & words.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Art Fehr