DNA Day

April 25, 2016

April 25, 2016
DNA Day


BIRTHDAYS

Ella Fitzgerald 1917
Albert King 1923
Hank Azaria 1964


NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/07/16 Electrify: Global generation.
*04/07/16 Slimimag: UK.
04/07/16 Couture Flowers: Enjoy the riotous colors.
04/07/16 Vintage Truck and Equipment: From the publishers of Vintage Truck.
04/06/16 Color Calm: Creative coloring for grown-ups.
04/06/16 The Coastal Table: An anthology of coastal living.

 

 

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

In 1471, a Swiss chicken was burned at the stake for sorcery.
— May/June Mental Floss

Americans spend 67% more on Mother’s Day gifts than they do on Father’s Day gifts.
— May Harper’s

 

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

NEW YOUTH GROUP FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT: CAMPFIRE VAMPIRES

GODZILLA REALLY GETTING INTO THOSE NEW ADULT COLORING BOOKS

STARTING IN JUNE INTERNET TO BE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS

CONGRESS CONSIDERING LEGISLATION THAT WOULD ALLOW CUTE CAT VIDEOS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

‘DILLO QUEEN’ TO SELL ITS ARMADILLO BURGERS IN 14 MORE STATES

 

 

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

It’s got to be done so just bite the bullet and eat that last éclair.


Fictitious Customers of the Week 

I.M. Bigg & Pete Schurz Gottzmahl

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