January 25, 2016
Burns Night

BIRTHDAYS
Antonio Carlos Jobim 1927
Dean Jones 1931
John Leslie 1945

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*01/15/16 Hornby Handbook 2016: UK.
01/15/16 Mississippi Gardner: Mississippi’s own guide to great gardening & landscaping.
01/12/16 Texas Hill Country Magazine: Highlighting its rich history, beautiful scenery, exciting attractions, entertaining events, and remarkable people.
01/12/16 Spaces: Where creative people live, work and play. UK.
01/07/16 WWII History: Bi-monthly.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Proboscis monkeys can leap 50 feet from tree to tree.
— February Ranger Rick

In 2014, U.S. burglars stole nearly 4 billion dollars’ worth of stuff.
— February Harper’s

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

ELVIS IS ALIVE & GORGING HIMSELF ON PASTA IN THE VATICAN!

HEALTH NUT TRUMP SWITCHES FROM EGGS BENEDICT TO EGGS FLORENTINE

TOM CRUISE TO MAKE LOSIN’ IT 2: GETTIN’ IT BACK

LOTTERY WINNER VOWS TO CREATE A LIVING T. REX

ZOO GIRAFFE CONSIDERING PRESIDENTIAL BID

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Gimme a hot bowl of noodles and I’ll be fine.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Oliver Munnysgone