December 28, 2015
Feast of the Holy Innocents

BIRTHDAYS
Cliff Arquette 1905
Lou Jacobi 1913
Pops Staples 1915

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*12/18/15 Zeke: The magazine of global awareness.
*12/18/15 History of War Annual: Discover the real stories behind history’s greatest conflicts.
12/18/15 Israel Defense: Defense business · lands · air & space · naval · Intelligence · cyber · small arms.
*12/16/15 Smooches Woman: Curvynistas breaking barriers.
12/16/15 Phoenix: Fashion ·art · beauty · designs · film · music · people.
*12/14/15 Birds & Blooms Coloring Book: Dozens of cheery drawings to color!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Some catamarans can travel over twice the speed of the wind.
— December BBC Science Focus

A rhino named Sudan is the last remaining male Northern white rhinoceros.
— February Discover

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

HARRISON FORD CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT BIGFOOT IS SAYING

THE FASTEST BIRD ON EARTH? THE PEREGRINE FALCON. IN THE GALAXY? THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!

TRUMP DOESN’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT STAR WARS BUT HE LIKES THE LOOK OF THOSE STORMTROOPERS

SOMEONE ATE PRINCESS LEIA’S CINNAMON BUNS!

STAR WARS WILL MAKE MORE $ THAN ALL OTHER MOVIES EVER MADE COMBINED!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Do something nice this week – you can always go back to being a jerk after the holidays.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Nick O. Thyme