June 15, 2015
Global Wind Day

BIRTHDAYS
Billy Williams 1938
Harry Nilsson 1941
Xaviera Hollander 1943

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

06/11/15 Dust: How we relate within the cosmos.
*06/10/15 Gamesradar presents The Ultimate Guide to Minecraft: PS4 · XBOX ONE · PS3 · 360 · PS Vita · IOS · Android.
06/05/15 Collection of Documentaries: UK.
06/04/15 Kitchen Yearbook: 290 pages of kitchen innovations. Australia.
06/04/15 No Cure: Art/Design/Illustrations/Music/Lifestyle/Pop Culture. Australia.
06/04/15 On The Rocks: A magazine on the subject of jewellery. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The most anyone has ever paid for a Ming vase is $21.6 million USD.
— #4 How It Works Book of Amazing Answers to Curious Questions

Humans are the only primates with whites to their eyes.
— Summer The Bark

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

GODZILLA’S NEW SWIMSUIT IS A SIZE XL¹³ NEON PURPLE THONG

OHIO MAN IS ‘GONNA MAKE A BUNDLE’ BY IMPORTING DEHYDRATED PERRIER

NEW ‘CONDENSED’ WHISKY 220 PROOF!

GOPHER INFESTATION IS TURNING ST. PETER’S SQUARE INTO SWISS CHEESE!

THE REAL JAMES BOND IS ALSO FICTITIOUS

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you stay out of the sun you don’t need to wear sunscreen.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Nicole C. Garr