May 11, 2015
Feast of Gangulphus of Burgundy

BIRTHDAYS
Irving Berlin 1888
Salvador Dali 1904
Phil Silvers 1911

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

05/07/15 Speedboat: By Performance Boats.
05/06/15 A New Type of Imprint: A creative lifestyle magazine celebrating the creative community of Norway.
05/05/15 GWM: Gay Weddings & Marriage magazine.
05/01/15 Ballistic: The premier firearms & survival magazine.
*04/30/15 Modern Design Review: UK.
04/30/15 JÓN: We’re all MAN. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Chinese checkers were invented in Germany.
— June Mental Floss

Collectively, Scorsese, Spielberg, Coppola and Lucas have directed over 100 feature films.
— The Best of Vanity Fair Special Edition Hollywood Power!

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

OHIO MAN WINS $115 MILLION LOTTO, CELEBRATES AT SHONEY’S

TRUMP SECRETLY DEVELOPING IRON MAN-STYLE CRIME-FIGHTING SUIT

THESE TREES GROW EXPLODING GRAPEFRUIT!

WHENEVER THERE’S A FULL MOON THIS MAN TURNS INTO A WOMAN!

SECURITY CAM SHOWS THAT ONE OF THE ROBBERS MAY HAVE BEEN A GIRAFFE

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

No man is an island. Also, no cow is a freight train and no monkey is a cribbage board.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Sue Vheed