May 4, 2015
Star Wars Day

BIRTHDAYS
Maynard Ferguson 1928
Richard Jenkins 1947
Pia Zadora 1954

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

04/30/15 On Target: Shooting.
*04/29/15 Simply Sewing: Fresh ideas with fabric. UK.
*04/29/15 SciFi Now Superhero Movie Collection: The ultimate guide to the biggest superhero films ever. UK.
04/29/15 Classic Scooterist:  UK.
04/27/15 Psychologies Compact Edition: Your life, your way, in a smaller format. UK.
04/27/15 FT: Fairy Tales. In English and German.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The record for most people in a Smart Car is 20.
— May BBC Science Focus

Iconic Waikiki landmark, Diamond Head, was originally called Le’ahi by the Hawai’ians because they felt it looked like the dorsal fin of a tuna.
— June Hawai’i

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

LOTTO WINNER CAN NOW AFFORD TO GET CHEESE ON HIS WHOPPERS!

GERALDO–SHAPED CORNBREAD OVER TEN FEET TALL!

BUTTERED SCOTCH NOT THE SAME AS BUTTERSCOTCH

MAN FOUND DEAD IN SUBARU FULL OF LEMURS!

FAN REMINDED OF THE 70s AFTER SOX PLAY GAME IN EMPTY STADIUM

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Remember, a picture is worth a thousand dollars if she ain’t his wife.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Francis Farr