April 27, 2015
Feast of Zita

BIRTHDAYS
Walter Lantz 1899
Casey Kasem 1932
Ace Frehley 1951

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/23/15 Culture Cheese+ Special: The word on cheese.
04/22/15 She Shreds: The magazine dedicated to women guitarists.
04/22/15 Holiday: International travel and style review. France.
*04/21/15 ACE: All Comics Evaluated.
04/21/15 Sharp The Book For Men: The essential reference for the modern man. Canada.
04/21/15 Art Tour International: Helping contemporary art to flourish.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

People watching dramas at the movies eat 42% more popcorn that people watching comedies.
— May Harper’s

Hippos have webbed toes.
— May Ranger Rick

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

DUCK HUNTER WITH AN AK-47 ALIENATES OTHER HUNTERS WITH HIS MANIACAL CACKLING

LOTTO WINNER GETS OLYMPIC-SIZED ABOVE-GROUND SWIMMING POOL

TALKING DOG WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT THAT SQUIRREL

DOCTOR’S EXPERIMENTS ON SEVERED HAND COME TO GRIPPING CONCLUSION

WERE-SASQUATCH IS A FLORIST BY DAY

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

If it’s true that the worst men give the best advice, you really should pay closer attention to me.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Michael Ekshen